All of that can be summed up in NEM's video, the part that addresses Prong One. Tanking the economy and blaming it on Obama, and we got a preview of that with the passage of Medicare Part D, which Ryan voted for.
What happened: the bill passed and health care providers and businesses hiked up their prices so that even with the Part D discount, there was a price hike.
Smart people are on to you guys, though. Nice try.
No one has blamed Obama for tanking the economy. Obama IS responsible for keeping the economy in the tank.
...while the Dow Industrials stay above 13,000. I take it you and your fellow cons consider an Industrials Index of 13,000 "in the tank".
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! 
Quoting that
Newsweek article by a former John McCain advisor (and we all know how well that advice went):
Certainly, the stock market is well up (by 74 percent) relative to the close on Inauguration Day 2009.