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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #60 on: August 15, 2012, 12:18:29 pm »


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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #61 on: August 15, 2012, 01:20:10 pm »
Conservative father to his son as they are driving through an affluent neighborhood:
"Son, if you stay in school, study hard, work hard, someday you may be able to live in a neighborhood like this."

Liberal father to his son as they are driving through an affluent neighborhood:
"Son, if you follow your heart and elect the right politicians, someday they will take all of this property away from them and give it to you."

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #62 on: August 15, 2012, 01:23:59 pm »
I'll say this about the conservative side--they're allergic to specifics.

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2012, 07:42:12 pm »
Sandra Fluke's idea of a three-way: She and her boyfriend hit the sheets, you hit the drugstore.

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2012, 10:48:26 pm »
They don't call 'em "RED states" for nothin'. And now a word from Czar Norquist who desires a rubber stamp president for his con-controlled Politburo Congress...

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2012, 07:30:23 pm »


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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2012, 07:57:56 pm »

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2012, 10:28:13 am »
The Founding Fathers established the first Dept. of Homeland Security. They called it "a Well Regulated Militia."

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #68 on: August 22, 2012, 04:03:03 pm »
And this, friends and neighbors, is the best the right can do...reminding us again what a wreck both terms of the Dubya Regime was.  Let us not forget who voted for both terms.

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #69 on: August 22, 2012, 05:43:12 pm »


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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2012, 07:50:29 pm »
The Founding Fathers established the first Dept. of Homeland Security. They called it "a Well Regulated Militia."

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2012, 08:32:46 pm »
Good 'un. NOW we're talkin'!

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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
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Re: Battle of the Bumperstickers!
« Reply #74 on: August 25, 2012, 12:17:29 am »
The Founding Fathers established the first Dept. of Homeland Security. They called it "a Well Regulated Militia."