Author Topic: Slow Joe Offers Advice on Fending Off Intruders  (Read 109 times)

Offline Ted S

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Slow Joe Offers Advice on Fending Off Intruders
« on: February 20, 2013, 01:32:39 pm »
Slow Joe Biden gave us some advice on how to effectively fight back if your home is invaded:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/02/19/biden_if_you_want_to_protect_yourself_get_a_double_barrel_shotgun.html

According to the vice president when an armed intruder breaks your door down you should run to your closet, get out a double barrel shotgun, then go out onto your deck and fire two blasts into the air.  That will be enough to scare off the intruder that's inside your house.  Nice plan Joe!

A couple of things come to mind:

Joe said that you won't be needing a AR-15 with 30 shot clip because you can get the job done by just two blasts into the night sky. Joe has won a bunch of elections which means that he clearly knows the right amount of firepower necessary in every situation.  Thank god we're living in a country where anyone who wins an election automatically gains the knowledge necessary to know the the best course of action for every circumstance.

Joe also said that we don't need AR-15s because they're harder to aim and harder to use than a shotgun.  I'm not so sure Joe's got this one right.

I fired an M-16 a long time ago so my memory is a bit hazy but I remember being struck by how light it was and how little kick it had. Conversely, the few times I've fired a shotgun I've been surprised on how heavy it was and how much kick it had.

Here's a gun shop owner that agrees with your's truly.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/19/texas-gun-owner-smacks-down-bidens-claim-that-an-ar-15-is-harder-to-aim-use-than-a-double-barrel-shotgun/

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Re: Slow Joe Offers Advice on Fending Off Intruders
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 06:39:46 pm »
"If there's ever a problem," Biden said he told his wife Jill, "just walk out on the balcony here--walk out, put that double barrel shot gun and fire two blasts outside the house --"

So,...the wife of the Vice-President of the USofA has to provide her own security when she's home alone. Huh? And naturally, when you take your double barrel shotgun out on the balcony in Chicago or LA and fire two blasts you don't have a thing to worry about. Except the S.W.A.T. team.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2013, 10:55:13 am »
The Founding Fathers established the first Dept. of Homeland Security. They called it "a Well Regulated Militia."

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Re: Slow Joe Offers Advice on Fending Off Intruders
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2013, 01:40:06 pm »
Here's a comical video showing various women firing a shotgun.



Take note of the woman near the end firing the so-called assault weapon.